Well apparently he's into motor boating.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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