Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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