I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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