Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
handjob tips. give me some.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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