***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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