Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
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You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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