in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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