Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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