he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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