I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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