I'm drive I can fine osifer
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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