**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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