Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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