But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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