why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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