did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life