you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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