I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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