do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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