I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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