She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
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Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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