"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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