i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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