i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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