Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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