I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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