would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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