OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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