I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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