Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Dear god my vagina.
Shame - the story of my life.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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