you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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