And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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