if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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