she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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