when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Randomize
