this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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