do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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