If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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