Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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