I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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