i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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