nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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