Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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