i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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