I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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