: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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