I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
