this just has baby written all over it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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