You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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