well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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