She's JV to your varsity
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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