'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
