It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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